I love this and that

...but mostly I love books, cats and organizing

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animalstalkinginallcaps: HEY. HI. HOW WAS WORK? DID YOU GET A BOYFRIEND? YOU LOOK GREAT. YOU REALLY DO. HI. WELCOME HOME. NICE TO SEE YOU. ANY HUNKY DUDES AT THE OLD WORKPLACE? HOW’S THE WEATHER? I SHIT IN THE CLOSET. WANT TO GO ON THE INTERNET? I LOVE THE INTERNET. HOW WAS WORK? I’M HUNGRY. WE MISSED YOU. I’M HUNGRY TOO. YOU LOOK STUNNING. ALL MATTER IS MERELY ENERGY CONDENSED TO A SLOW VIBRATION. LET’S WATCH TV. HOW WAS WORK?

animalstalkinginallcaps:

HEY.

HI.

HOW WAS WORK?

DID YOU GET A BOYFRIEND?

YOU LOOK GREAT.

YOU REALLY DO.

HI.

WELCOME HOME.

NICE TO SEE YOU.

ANY HUNKY DUDES AT THE OLD WORKPLACE?

HOW’S THE WEATHER?

I SHIT IN THE CLOSET.

WANT TO GO ON THE INTERNET?

I LOVE THE INTERNET.

HOW WAS WORK?

I’M HUNGRY.

WE MISSED YOU.

I’M HUNGRY TOO.

YOU LOOK STUNNING.

ALL MATTER IS MERELY ENERGY CONDENSED TO A SLOW VIBRATION.

LET’S WATCH TV.

HOW WAS WORK?

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animalstalkinginallcaps: You have beautiful shading and your eyes are like swimming pools. I could just float in those things all day. THAT’S SO WEIRD. I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY THE SAME THING ABOUT YOU. For real though, what are you? I’ve never seen anything like you. You look like something out of a fairytale. ARE YOU PSYCHIC? STOP SAYING WHAT I’M GOING TO SAY BEFORE I SAY IT.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

You have beautiful shading and your eyes are like swimming pools. I could just float in those things all day.

THAT’S SO WEIRD. I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY THE SAME THING ABOUT YOU.

For real though, what are you? I’ve never seen anything like you. You look like something out of a fairytale.

ARE YOU PSYCHIC? STOP SAYING WHAT I’M GOING TO SAY BEFORE I SAY IT.

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animalstalkinginallcaps: MAYBE YOU’S ON THE UP-AND-UP, MY FRIEND, BUT THEN AGAIN, MAYBE YOU’S AIN’T. OUR LINE OF WORK … WELL, IT’S ALL ABOUT TRUST, AIN’T IT? TRUST AND RESPECT. STICK AROUND. DO A LITTLE BUSINESS HERE. ALL GOES WELL? MAYBE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU WE DO A LITTLE BUSINESS TOGETHER, CAPISCE? NOW IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME. I GOTTA GO SEE A GUY ABOUT A BOAT.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

MAYBE YOU’S ON THE UP-AND-UP, MY FRIEND, BUT THEN AGAIN, MAYBE YOU’S AIN’T.

OUR LINE OF WORK … WELL, IT’S ALL ABOUT TRUST, AIN’T IT? TRUST AND RESPECT.

STICK AROUND. DO A LITTLE BUSINESS HERE. ALL GOES WELL? MAYBE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU WE DO A LITTLE BUSINESS TOGETHER, CAPISCE?

NOW IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME. I GOTTA GO SEE A GUY ABOUT A BOAT.